SweetVisage

"But I, being poor, have only my dreams;

I have spread my dreams under your feet

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams"

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I’m Comic Sans, Asshole

act-calm-roman:

wondertonic:

Read this at McSweeney’s.

You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don’t like that I’m all over your sister-in-law’s blog? You don’t like that I’m on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I’m pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don’t all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros.

(It’s funny cuz I’m sitting here reading this on my seventeen-inch MacBook Pro.)

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    (It’s funny cuz I’m sitting here reading this on my seventeen-inch MacBook Pro.)
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    Sorry the entire world can’t all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type.
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    I’m gonna go get bombed with Papyrus.
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    ——- See also: Curlz. *Shudder*
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    READ THE WHOLE THING NAO
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    “You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don’t...
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  24. scaramouche said: i’m fucking LOL’ing all over my cubicle. That was fantastic!